Don't worry if the movie's too short. I'll just put in a dream.

Man, Rob Marshall, that took some major stones to set the runtime of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides to friggin’ 2hr16min. I’m pretty sure that the 2hr+ bracket is reserved for Art Houses and Hobbits, neither of which includes the fourth installment of a Disney franchise. The only way that could have possibly worked is if at least 40 of those minutes were of mermaids lounging in the nude.

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