Yes, I am excited to move.
- not having to wear clothing outside the bedroom
- no cats
- sole responsibility of supreme cleanliness
- control of HVAC
- increase in living space
- level of commitment implied by moving with your lover
- immaculate interior decoration
- no fighting for fridge space
- leaving doors open
- freedom to entertain company whenever we wish
- never waiting for other people to finish using the kitchen
- organizing every little thing
- no roommate generated undesirable food odor
- I get to use my sexy new dish rack without feeling weirdly possessive of it
- no vanishing banana pudding
