If I Wrote Comics
Cell One: You and I in market perusing jars of mayonnaise.
Cell Two: You reaching for jar of flavored mayonnaise next to reliable, straight mayonnaise. “This stuff is fantastic.
Cell Three: Me preparing to dress hamburger buns with new, flavored mayonnaise. You, “That stuff won’t go with hamburgers!”
Cell Four: Me, “sigh,” *scraping sounds while extracting final remnants of plain mayonnaise from an all-too empty jar*
