Don't worry if the movie's too short. I'll just put in a dream.

Why I Will Not Be Seeing Predators

  1. I do not like gore
  2. Robert Rodriguez on his own is not nearly enough of a draw
  3. This guy’s face
  4. The rest of the cast except Adrien Brody and maybe Danny Trejo
  5. My love for Mr. Brody is mighty indeed, but I need only rewatch The Darjeeling Limited, allowing me to skip The Jacket, Cadillac Records, Hollywood Land, The Village and…. Predators